Dear World:

i cybered on omegle today

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
 Your conversation partner has disconnected.

grandmasmarmalade:

ALLLL THE BUNNIESSSSS!!!!! :):):)

friend: how long does it take to get there?

me: about 5 songs

cybermanhugger:

irislibra:

nagareboshi-yue:

rainbowbarnacle:

jumpingjacktrash:

oh my gosh i want a teeny octopus

Always reblog teeny octopus.

baby octopus is back!

Awww!! Is so itty bitty QuQ

So freakin’ cute!

“At a certain point, we were sitting in the Stark private plane set and someone was like, ‘What’s it like playing Tony Stark?’ And I looked at them for a second and thought: ‘What are they talking about? I am Tony Stark!” Robert Downey Jr

“At a certain point, we were sitting in the Stark private plane set and someone was like, ‘What’s it like playing Tony Stark?’ And I looked at them for a second and thought: ‘What are they talking about? I am Tony Stark!” Robert Downey Jr

minuiko:

.:feels just like I’m falling for the first time:.

Avatar Parallels

lamesaucey:

silbena:

zejhyr:

silvereyedtsundere:

sammneiland:

toptumbles:

Remote Controlled Flying People Troll

aside from being brillaint as hell.

it’s fucking hilarious too.

All of the awards. ALL. OF THE FUCKING. AWARDS.

I NEED THESE

oh my godasdsg

bsbrock:

#the most epic credits in the history of ever

doctorwho:

Gallifrey

It’s in Ireland

doctorwhogifs:

INTERN: You are a doctor yourself?
FOURTH DOCTOR: Well, sort of, yes.
INTERN: How do you do? Tell me, where did you qualify, if I may ask?
FOURTH DOCTOR: A place called Gallifrey.
INTERN: Gallifrey? No, I’ve not heard of it. Perhaps it’s in Ireland.
FOURTH DOCTOR: Probably.

— The Hand of Fear

WOMAN: Patient’s name?
LEELA: Uh, just the Doctor.
WOMAN: Place of origin?
LEELA: Gallifrey.
WOMAN: Ireland?
LEELA: Oh, I expect so.

— The Invisible Enemy

JOAN REDFERN: Where did you learn to draw?
JOHN SMITH/TENTH DOCTOR: Gallifrey.
JOAN REDFERN: Is that in Ireland?
JOHN SMITH/TENTH DOCTOR: Yes, it must be, yes.

— Human Nature